Has anyone else noticed that many of the things I post about end up coming in lists? In fact, dare I say, MOST of the things I post about? Well at the moment, I have a list of people/events that I should probably be apologetic for. Some names have been changed :)
1)I'm sorry that I forget to reread my posts before I post them - and then look back and snigger because I made so many spelling/grammar/convention/etc, errors.
2)I'm sorry Harry Potter (not a code name) because I haven't thought about you in so long. I'm sorry that I'm not currently reading the series, or obsessing over facts left out. You are not forgotten.
3)I'm sorry to everyone I never wished a happy Valentine's Day to. ... If it means much (baha ... not that you'll ever see this), HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
4)I'm sorry to all of you ladies who I tell that I have no life, so feel free to call me anytime, short notice included - it appears that you always need me at the rare times when I'm suddenly busy.
5)I'm sorry to you three teachers that have told me to shut up recently. It wasn't on purpose that I was talking while you were. It was just ... habit.
6)I'm sorry, whats-your-name that this is getting extremely redundant and extremely pathetic and I'm so done.
7)I'm sorry, Camilla, that I never told you that your Valentine's box is amazing and your pastries and comforters and key chains and everything else you've ever made that benefits me wows me ... I'm sorry that generally I'm too busy bragging about it to other people ("You see this felt bird hanging from my lanyard? My sister made it ... and these earrings ... yup, and this headband ...")
8)I'm sorry to every race and every story around the world, past present and future, that I never educated myself about. You'd think that in this day and age I'd take the time to educate myself a wee bit about the world around me.
9)I'm sorry that I didn't dress up to support the Celtics - I really love you much more than the Lakers though ... I just felt like wearing a giant green clover is more like a St. Patrick's Day type of thing ...
10)I'm sorry that sometimes I resent people for how amazing they are ... that's something I very much need to work on.
11)I'm sorry that I didn't know what to say that one time ... I didn't think much ahead of time.
12)I'm sorry to all the guys in my life that make me laugh and are so amazing that I never tell and most likely never will ... not necessarily in a romantic way, I'm just glad you're there. High school would be pretty lame with only girls to talk to.
13)I'm sorry to all of you lovely ladies who also make the days go by faster. I probably tell you more (it's a bit less awkward) but still not enough. Thanks for backing me up ... and for letting me hold you plastic baby Kashieka ... or Kaniqua ... or whoever. I felt very trusted.
14)I'm sorry that I don't know how to use Windows Movie Maker, so you're doing most of the work ... I can assure you, I will very avidly be cheering you on :)
15)I'm sorry, Tali, that you feel like crap on Valentine's Day. I would tell you right now, but there is no chance I'd wake you up and the moment. That's a little cruel.
16)I'm sorry hair, that every day I ruin you with heated products. Stay strong!
17)I'm sorry Siera that once you had lots of will power and then you willingly chucked it down the toilet and cackled as you watched it swirl. I don't think you realized you don't know any plumbers - it's not coming back.
18)I'm sorry Aida that I showcase your childrens' talents.
19)I'm sorry Darwin that I never come out and play with you. I actually find you charmingly and endearingly engergized and as opposed to many canines, I find you adorable.
20)I'm sorry Ms. Embleton that I came in late today and let you stamp my homework. I'm sorry that I'm not going to fess up and have you change it either.
21)I'm sorry to all of you sweet babies born who deserve so much more than you're going to get.
22)I'm sorry, _____ who was having a horrible day and in tears. High school's like that ... but seriously? 99% sure he's not worth it ... Baha ... not by a long shot.
23)I'm sorry Mom when today I was telling my story loudly and I didn't realize until after you'd left (and my informer told me) that you'd been in the middle of a different one. I hate when people do that to me - it makes it worse that you're my mom ... I hope you told me that story later on.
24)I'm sorry that you thought I didn't like you - I find you amazing. I would love to get to know you better.
25)I'm so so so sorry to all of you that have ever been subject to my blunt rudeness, my obnoxious loud interruptions, my compulsive whining disease, or my pessimism. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for putting up with me.
Happy Valentine's Day All!
